When you bring an act into this town, you want to bring it heavy. Don’t waste any time with cheap shucks and misdemeanors. Go straight for the jugular. Get right into felonies. // The possibility of complete mental and physical collapse is now very real. —HSTTumblr (3.0; @guyfortune)http://guyfortune.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4wgrqGIoF1qgmivlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://guyfortune.com/post/24139164222http://guyfortune.com/post/24139164222Thu, 31 May 2012 11:31:00 -0700thanks nanzcigarettecigarettesmartyrbrainstormvaluesexistenceexistancewritinginstagramchange<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2uftdh6Cz1rr1yubo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scaremeifyoucan.tumblr.com/post/22063108112/i-left-in-love-in-laughter-and-in-truth-and">scaremeifyoucan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“i left in love, in laughter, and in truth and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, i am there in spirit.”</p> </blockquote>http://guyfortune.com/post/22133108960http://guyfortune.com/post/22133108960Mon, 30 Apr 2012 11:26:34 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0w4pb20Ik1qctis5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Woooowwwww</p>http://guyfortune.com/post/22132441575http://guyfortune.com/post/22132441575Mon, 30 Apr 2012 11:12:39 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luw7xf5IM31qa40k1o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Am I the only one that hears it?</p>http://guyfortune.com/post/22130382848http://guyfortune.com/post/22130382848Mon, 30 Apr 2012 10:28:36 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m39r2gUkBX1r28ha4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m39r1qoT4w1qmcy47.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p>I think the crystal just cracked.</p>http://guyfortune.com/post/22128927983http://guyfortune.com/post/22128927983Mon, 30 Apr 2012 09:57:06 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnbb0spjbB1qcuo82o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ahippiedream.tumblr.com/post/22108676699/brofisting-poorartists-paige-bradley-created">ahippiedream</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brofisting.tumblr.com/post/21649763334/poorartists-paige-bradley-created-one-of-the"><span class="GingerNoCheckStart"></span>brofisting</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://poorartists.tumblr.com/post/6877038542">poorartists</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Paige Bradley created one of the most striking sculptures I’ve seen in recent times. 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